I don't like

I don't like dessert

I don't want to play

Why don't you take a hike

I want you to go away

I despise cozy hugs

I hate jumping and dancing

I always cover my ears

To avoid ever laughing

Don’t ask me to get ready

I’ll put my underwear on my head

And my toes on my pillow

When I hide inside my bed

Catching fish is tedious

Reading is a snore

But you’re the most boring person

I’ve ever met before

Friendship makes me puke

Who needs friends anyway

I love the smell of garbage

Did I mention it’s opposites day?

© Taraneh Ghajar Jerven